Mordecai: OOF, uuugh, CJ?
CJ: no suicide! i'm here for you ok?!
Mordecai: ugh, but i can't deal with this! *sob* Benson separated me for a year!
CJ: well can't you try to atleast sneak your way to him?
Mordecai: i can't CJ! Benson said he'll fire me or Rigby if he sees either of us together before the end of the year, i just can't live like this! and he won't even let us contact each other, he took away our phones and stuff. . .
CJ: *slaps Mordecai* GET A HOLD OF YOUR SELF MORDECAI, if I go try and talk Benson out of this mess, will you stay away from that rope?
Mordecai: *sniff* ok, cool.
CJ: good! Margaret and Eileen, you two can watch him while i go try to talk to Benson about this.
Margaret: yeah, got it!
Eileen: we'll keep a good eye on him!
CJ: ok, you be good too your friends ok, Mordecai, I'll be back soon.
CJ: alright, now i'm off.
[ CJ goes out to look for Benson in the park and then meets up with him ]
Benson: you, your that girl that Mordecai found off the internet aren't you, what are doing here?
CJ: the names CJ, and i know what you did to my boyfriend!
Benson: well those two atleast need to learn there lesson for lying to me about working as much as they should have and slacking off for a month.
CJ: YOU NEED TO STOP THIS MADNESS, IT'S TEARING MY BOYFRIEND APART, he's even become suicidal because of you!
Benson: NO CJ, it hasn't been a year yet, it's only been three months, THREE!!!
[ meanwhile in the park house Rigby is going crazy in denial about what just happend months ago ]
Rigby: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, AAAAAH , this is probably just all a bad nightmare! *bangs his head against the wall*
[ Muscle Mand and high five ghost enter in noticing Rigby going crazy while skips followed them ]
Muscle Man: RIGBY, calm down!
Rigby: I CAN'T CALM DOWN MAN! this can't be real! this all has to be some sort of crazy endless nightmare that I can't seem to wake up from!
High Five Ghost: but this is all real, and it's been three months since it actually happened dude.
Rigby: NO! that's what you guy's WANT me to think! but NO i'm not falling for it! AAHH , WAKE UP ME, WAKE UUUP *continues banging his head against the wall hard *
[ Muscle Man and high five ghost stop him and pull him back ]
Muscle Man: i said calm down bro! what's gotten into you?!
Skips: i know what's going on.
High Five Ghost: huh? you do?
Skips: yes, he is starting to go through the five stages of grief one day at a time, and right now, he's in denial.
Muscle Man: makes sence, that explains why he was breaking the tv and smashing plates trying to wake up thinking this is a nightmare of some sort.
Rigby: BUT THIS IS, I GOTTA FIND A WAY TO WAKE UP!!!!
Muscle Man: oh no, if he's going through those stages, this is going to get tough for us!
Rigby: i might have fell into a coma or something! SOMEONE WAKE ME UP, PLEASE!!!
High Five: yeah, uh, calm down rigby!
Muscle Man: Benson, do you really want to do this to him?!
Benson: YES, if they don't learn, they'll still slack OFF!!!
[ the next day ]
Skips: stage 2: Anger
Rigby: I HATE YOU BENSON GRAAAAHH *attacking him* BRING HIM BACK NOW
Rigby: FINE I QUIT!!!!
Benson: ok, but YOUR STILL STAYING HERE
Rigby: GAAHHH YOUR SUCH A JERK *punching him*
High Five Ghost: whoa, calm down rigby!
[ Muscle Man and high five ghost pull him back ]
Rigby: LET GO OF ME!!!!
Skips: stage 3 Bargaining
Rigby: PLEASE BENSOOON BRING HIM BACK, I'LL NEVER SLACK OFF AGAIN DX
Rigby: PLEEEHEHEHEEEAASE *sob* I BEG OF YOU, I'M SORRY FOR LYING *sob* AND I'M SORRY FOR BUYING THE DUMB ROBOT CLONES WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD
Benson: it's only been three months and two days.
RIgby: I SAID I WAS SOORRYYY *crying*
Skips: stage 4 Depression
[ Rigby is in his bedroom he shared with Mordecai on his trampoline looking like a dead animal and hasn't showered in weeks and his hair is messed up alot like his fur ]
Rigby: uuuuugh, now i know what it's like to have your heart die inside of you *sobs* I'M SO SOORRY MORDECAHAHAHAAAIII *crying hard *
[ Muscle Man and high five ghost go up the stairs to check on him ]
Muscle Man: Rigby? are you ok in there?!
High Five Ghost: we heard you crying and thought we'd check on you.
Rigby: no, [ starts trying to set up a rope too now ]
*Muscle Man opens the door and sees what he's trying to do and then jumps freaking out and saves him*
Muscle Man: BRO, just accept it! there still nine months left! it shouldn't be that far long away man!
High Five Ghost: we gotta watch him now. . .theres no telling what will happen in the last stage!
Muscle Man: I KNOW!
High Five Ghost: don't worry Rigby, were here for you.
Skips: he will be in acceptance tommorrow, do keep an eye on him guys.
Benson: finally, he won't care anymore in t he morning.
Skips: Stage 5 Acceptance
[ Rigby had befriended Chad and Jeremy as best friends from that last episode when Benson tried to replace Mordecai and Rigby ]
Jeremy: how's it going Rigby?
RIgby: oh it's cool, sorry about the fight when we last met.
Jeremy: it's ok, Chads coming over for guys night
Rigby: nice! heh heh, i heard that they make more of those soap opera shows now
Jeremy: no way! i'm so texting Chad about this!