TF2 and Overwatch Crossover Adventures: Tracer

Lucio: so thats a weapon you got Scout?
Scout: yeah, a baseball bat and this baseball, I also drink some bonk
Lucio: that's probably not gonna do you any good man.
Scout: YES IT IS
Lucio: *rolls eye's* sure. . .

[scout's attention is drawn to Tracer walks by ]
Scout: oh, my. . .SWEETNESS
Lucio: scout?  hello? who you looking at dude?
Scout: that girl. . .she's cuter then Miss Pauling
Lucio: pfft, who symentra?
Scout: uuh, no, n ot her, HER *points at tracer*
Lucio: oh, that's tracer, she's also on our team, you like her huh?
Scout: uuuh, no, yes, maybe. . .
Lucio: look scout, if you want some advice on how to win her heart, you gotta seranade her with some nice beats. . .impress her, you know?
Scout: oh, really?
Lucio: exactly man, and if ya need more help, I'm right here buddy
Scout: heh thanks paly! *walks over*
Lucio: no prob.
*scout goes to Tracer*
Scout: hey!
Tracer: hm? *turns to Scout* oh, hello there love
Scout: heh, I'm Scout, and uh . . .
Tracer: yes?
Scout: well uh, would you like to uuuh. . . *getting to nervous* AAAAAAAAHH *runs away chickening out*
Tracer: oh dear, did I forget to put on perfume again. . .
Mcree: .   . . that scouts an idiot.
Reaper: what's going on?
Mcree: nothing but Scout acting like a weirdo around Tracer, I'll bet i know whats going on,
i suppose I'm gonna have to talk with the red shirted idiot.
Reaper: oh, don't worry Tracer your fine.
Tracer: I am? oh, good, not sure what's up with him, oh well *shrugs and walks away*
[ Mcree goes to where the scout is talking to Lucio ]
Lucio: WHAT, what do you mean you couldn't do it?
Scout: i was to nervouse man!
Mcree: so nervouse you couldn't say a word to her?
Scout: WHAT? *turns to Mcree* Mcree? this doesn't concern you! what are you doing here?
Lucio:  oh hey what's up mcree
Mcree: yeah, hi.
Lucio: this boy say's he-
Mcree: yes, i figured, he likes tracer, and to think I didn't already figure that out by
him acting all sweaty and awkward, and his blushing cheeks. . .
Scout: . . . wait, you saw?
Mcree: of coarse I saw, I was partly loadin my gunz, and seeing you, if you don't mind Lucio, I'll help you help him with his crush problem.
Lucio: it's cool man.
Scout: so, uh, how do I do this?
Mcree: all it takes is confidence.
Lucio: yeah, confidence is key yo!
[ to be continued ]